FAQ and TOS


What is this?

It's funny.

No, really.

It's narrow machine intelligence for funny.

Huh?

We're training a machine to understand what you find funny.

For who?

Humans. Aged 13+.

Why?

Because it's funny. And what's funny to you probably isn't to somebody else.

I don't see any ads, how does this make money?

We don't use adtech.

We don't use paid media.

We don't sell your email address.

We sell three ideas:

For humans, we help you find funny for less.

For corporations, we sell maps of what's funny to who and where.

For corporations, we sell the opportunity to test a concept.

Terms of Service and Privacy Policy

Last updated: 04/15/2018

If the product is free. You are the product.

This page informs you of our policies regarding the collection, use and disclosure of Personal Information we receive from users of the Site and App.

While using this product, we may ask you for, and collect, information that can be used to reverse engineer your identity.

The product tries to understand what you find funny. In so doing, it tries to get to know you very well.

If you don't want the product to know this information, do not use the product.

We will collect log data. We log nearly every interaction with the product. We do not mine IP addresses.

We will place cookies on your machine. We use those cookies to understand your retention curve with us. We fingerprint your device. We record and store other features of your machine we can use. We may combine that data with other data to understand just who is using the service, and, to monetize your attention of it.

If you give us your email, then we will use your email address to contact you. If you choose to become a paying customer of the product, we will most certainly ask for personally identifiable information. It is on our roadmap that if you become our customer, then we will not have to sell portions of your attention to people who want to buy pieces of your attention. The product is in Alpha and we will monetize every piece of the product.

You will be experimented upon. We test everything. We're testing the very assumption that you want this service.

We try to keep the data secure. Nothing digital is 100% secure. And your data goes through many places before it reaches us. Behave accordingly.

We reserve the right to update or change our Privacy Policy at any time and you should check this Privacy Policy periodically. Your continued use of the Service after we post any modifications to the Privacy Policy on this page will constitute your acknowledgment of the modifications and your consent to abide and be bound by the modified Privacy Policy.

THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE.